Bush Emerges to Talk About His War

Well duh! Our leader and Decider-in-Chief emerged from his bunker long enough to say that things in Iraq are not going as swimmingly well as planned. In fact it’s a little tougher than he thought. Not that he though much, but hey who’s to say? It’s almost as tough as chopping an extra big mesquite down there on the ranch. Well maybe not that tough. Anyway it’s really hard getting these evildoers to see the light, and so we’re going to check a few options, and maybe get a few facts together, and ask some questions, and look into a few things, and definitely think about it, and ask some more people, and … here’s what the Great Man said today, as told to the New York Times: Bush Concedes Iraq War More Difficult Than He Expected

We’re going to send more troops in a ‘surge’. Great. Now what happens at the end of the surge? Not to worry we have a post surge plan. Which is:

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That silence you hear is between the Decider’s ears. A place where the warming breeze of reality has yet to penetrate.

What an idiot! He wants to boost the size of the army. Hmmmm. That’ll have an impact in about three years. I wonder whether there’ll be an army then. And where is the money for this expansion? OH! Now I know why our Treasurer was in China. Maybe they can lend us the money to build our army.

Lewis Carroll must be turning in his grave when he hears the lines our Twit-in-Chief spouts out.

Meanwhile back above ground, in our world, …